Scurvy Warning Signs Generator

I have not seen fruit in several weeks.

I identify strongly with 17th-century maritime culture.

I believe ketchup counts as produce.

My emergency preparedness kit contains zero lemons.

I own more swords than oranges.

My most recent meal could be described as 'mostly beige'.

I have referred to OJ as 'spicy water', and I was not joking.

When I smile in photos, people politely ask if I'm okay.

My legs are inexplicably bruised, despite minimal movement.

I recently shouted 'land ho' from a 14th-floor apartment.