Form NCP-1973
National Citrus Preparedness Survey
Filed annually by every household that takes vitamin C seriously.
Section 1: Emergency Readiness
Do you currently possess any of the following?
Section 2: Household Protocols
If all grocery stores suddenly ran out of citrus, your response would be:
Section 3: Maritime Safety
How many sea voyages longer than six months do you anticipate this year?
Section 4: Refrigerator Composition
What is the current vegetable-to-condiment ratio in your fridge?