Questions We Get a Lot
Mostly from concerned parents and one very confused pirate.
Is scurvy still a thing?
Technically yes. Emotionally, we'd prefer if it weren't.
Are you an actual medical organization?
Absolutely not. This website is satire. Please consult real medical professionals for actual health advice. But also maybe eat an orange once in a while.
What fruits count as anti-scurvy?
Approved: oranges, lemons, limes, grapefruits, kiwis, strawberries. Unapproved: gummy worms, Mountain Dew, the green Skittle, vibes.
Can pirates join?
Of course. In fact, they are our historical consultants.
If I support the site, where does the money actually go?
Hosting, the occasional real orange, and keeping the lights on. We are not a registered charity. We are a website that takes scurvy slightly more seriously than the average website.
Is the merch real?
Yes. Shirts and stickers are printed and shipped by a third party. Allow 1–2 weeks. Allow longer if you live somewhere a boat needs to reach.
My roommate refuses to take the quiz. What do I do?
Leave a single lime on his pillow each night for one week. If he eats it, you have succeeded. If he does not, escalate to grapefruit.
Is it 'scurvy' or 'the scurvy'?
Both are correct. 'The scurvy' is preferred for dramatic effect, particularly when whispered to a teenager who has been ignoring you.
What if I already eat fruit?
Then you are functionally cured. You may still browse the quizzes recreationally.